Spoilers.
What did you think about Karate Kid?
Well, I liked the part when he did karate. And do you know what I liked about that? It's that, like, karate defeats a lot of guys. Because if like they don't know karate and you do know karate and you do karate on them, you can always win.
What else did you like about it?
That when he was scrubbing the cars, that was actually a part of karate.
What else?
The other thing that I liked about it was the training. Because, like, he had to balance a lot. Like in the ocean. On that little pole of the beach. And I liked when they did his birthday at his house and he got to choose a car to keep and he loved it and he knew how to drive the car.
What else?
Well, that's all that I liked about it.
What did you not like about it?
That first, before he did karate, he had to do all these other things. Like painting the whole entire gate.
What characters did you like?
The Karate Kid and that Chinese guy. I liked it when those two boys wrestled and the karate kid didn't know how to do karate and at the end they did a karate tournament and the karate kid won.
Were there any kissing parts?
No!
Was that a good thing?
Yes!
On a scale of 1-10...
10.
The same as The Princess Bride?
The same.
Editor's note: Very early in the movie, Carter disappeared from the living room, and reappeared with a homemade karate headband...
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Tuesday, May 07, 2013
Movie Reviews by C: The Princess Bride
AKA "The Princess and the Bride"
Spoilers ahead.
So, the thing that I wish it had more of was, I wish it had more fighting. Well, I liked the fighting so much because Westley, in the black suit, kept winning. I wish there was more fighting so he could win some more.
What else did you like?
When the princess pushed him off the hill and he said "as you wish" and the princess noticed and she rolled herself down too.
What else did you like?
That he could do that really hard rock climbing.
What else did you like?
I liked Westley and the guy that had six fingers on his right hand.
You liked that guy?
Well, he had six fingers on his hand!
And I liked the guy who killed the guy who had six fingers. He killed that guy because he killed his father. I like the part where he gets kind of stabbed and he has to hold it and he feels better. And when the giant brought the horses under his command. And I liked when they jumped out the window.
I loved the part when that guy got poisoned and he died. So, like, the evil guy drank it, but Westley put poison in both, so he didn't die.
What did you think about the sick boy and his grandfather that was reading him the story?
Oh, that part. Why did he keep interrupting?
Why do you think?
I don't know. because he had questions. And he didn't like the kissing part.
What did you think about the kissing parts?
Yucky.
If you had to rate this moving on a scale of 1-10...
10. It was one of the best movies that I have ever watched.
Editor's note: In the first scene on the farm, where Buttercup and Farm Boy fall in love, Carter got it after the first "as you wish". He said the next two Westley lines before Westley even opened his mouth.
Spoilers ahead.
So, the thing that I wish it had more of was, I wish it had more fighting. Well, I liked the fighting so much because Westley, in the black suit, kept winning. I wish there was more fighting so he could win some more.
What else did you like?
When the princess pushed him off the hill and he said "as you wish" and the princess noticed and she rolled herself down too.
What else did you like?
That he could do that really hard rock climbing.
What else did you like?
I liked Westley and the guy that had six fingers on his right hand.
You liked that guy?
Well, he had six fingers on his hand!
And I liked the guy who killed the guy who had six fingers. He killed that guy because he killed his father. I like the part where he gets kind of stabbed and he has to hold it and he feels better. And when the giant brought the horses under his command. And I liked when they jumped out the window.
I loved the part when that guy got poisoned and he died. So, like, the evil guy drank it, but Westley put poison in both, so he didn't die.
What did you think about the sick boy and his grandfather that was reading him the story?
Oh, that part. Why did he keep interrupting?
Why do you think?
I don't know. because he had questions. And he didn't like the kissing part.
What did you think about the kissing parts?
Yucky.
If you had to rate this moving on a scale of 1-10...
10. It was one of the best movies that I have ever watched.
Editor's note: In the first scene on the farm, where Buttercup and Farm Boy fall in love, Carter got it after the first "as you wish". He said the next two Westley lines before Westley even opened his mouth.
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