Movie Reviews by C: Karate Kid

Spoilers.

What did you think about Karate Kid?
Well, I liked the part when he did karate. And do you know what I liked about that? It's that, like, karate defeats a lot of guys. Because if like they don't know karate and you do know karate and you do karate on them, you can always win.

What else did you like about it?
That when he was scrubbing the cars, that was actually a part of karate.

What else?
The other thing that I liked about it was the training. Because, like, he had to balance a lot. Like in the ocean. On that little pole of the beach. And I liked when they did his birthday at his house and he got to choose a car to keep and he loved it and he knew how to drive the car.

What else?
Well, that's all that I liked about it.

What did you not like about it?
That first, before he did karate, he had to do all these other things. Like painting the whole entire gate.

What characters did you like?
The Karate Kid and that Chinese guy. I liked it when those two boys wrestled and the karate kid didn't know how to do karate and at the end they did a karate tournament and the karate kid won.

Were there any kissing parts?
No!

Was that a good thing?
Yes!

On a scale of 1-10...
10.

The same as The Princess Bride?
The same.

Editor's note: Very early in the movie, Carter disappeared from the living room, and reappeared with a homemade karate headband...