AKA "The Princess and the Bride"
Spoilers ahead.
So, the thing that I wish it had more of was, I wish it had more fighting. Well, I liked the fighting so much because Westley, in the black suit, kept winning. I wish there was more fighting so he could win some more.
What else did you like?
When the princess pushed him off the hill and he said "as you wish" and the princess noticed and she rolled herself down too.
What else did you like?
That he could do that really hard rock climbing.
What else did you like?
I liked Westley and the guy that had six fingers on his right hand.
You liked that guy?
Well, he had six fingers on his hand!
And I liked the guy who killed the guy who had six fingers. He killed that guy because he killed his father. I like the part where he gets kind of stabbed and he has to hold it and he feels better. And when the giant brought the horses under his command. And I liked when they jumped out the window.
I loved the part when that guy got poisoned and he died. So, like, the evil guy drank it, but Westley put poison in both, so he didn't die.
What did you think about the sick boy and his grandfather that was reading him the story?
Oh, that part. Why did he keep interrupting?
Why do you think?
I don't know. because he had questions. And he didn't like the kissing part.
What did you think about the kissing parts?
Yucky.
If you had to rate this moving on a scale of 1-10...
10. It was one of the best movies that I have ever watched.
Editor's note: In the first scene on the farm, where Buttercup and Farm Boy fall in love, Carter got it after the first "as you wish". He said the next two Westley lines before Westley even opened his mouth.