This morning, Carter woke up at 6am. While that may be normal for some kids, it's a full 2 hours earlier than his normal time--and almost an hour earlier than he needs to wake up here in NYC to make our commute. Carter was in bed with me, and he woke up on a mission.
Carter: Waffle!
Me: It's the middle of the night. Go back to sleep.
Carter: Waffle!
Me: Just lay down and close your eyes.
Carter: Waffle!
Me: You can have a waffle in the morning. Right now it's time for sleeping.
Carter: Waffle!
Me: Please, please, please. Let's go back to sleep.
Pause
Carter: Poop!
Me: .... Do you have a dirty diaper?
Carter: Poop!
Me: groan Okay, let's get up.
Suffice it to say, Carter did NOT have a dirty diaper. But Carter DID get a waffle at 6am.
4 comments:
That is one crafty child you are raising. You are in so much trouble. :)
And I love that he managed to accomplish his nefarious plan using only the words "waffle" and "poop".
uh oh, giving in...GrannyB
Poop gets the waffle..............
I love it!!!!
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