Maybe instead of the true "meaning" of tofu, I mean the true "purpose" of tofu...actually, I mean Carter's true "purpose" of tofu...actually, Carter's purpose tonight for tofu.
I bite size tofu square fits nicely as the target for the crushing, flying fist of Carter the Food Barbarian. His crushing blow essentially pulverizes the poor tofu chunk-lette and leaves only tofu pebble remnants. Conveniently, this residue can then be smeared on the face to show total dominance and victory over the hapless tofu.
Beware, future semi-soft soybean products...
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The Food Barbarian is also come for...mash potatoes! jello! and, and and.....other soft squishy things!!!
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